Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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