Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You work out of a Hotel?
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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