It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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