woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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