Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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