I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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