i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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