If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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