ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
The adults are the big ones right?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
