And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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