My nipple is on Facebook.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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