I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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