i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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