I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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