ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I hope mine doesn't look like that
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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