when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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