I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Found the puke drawer
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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