Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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