You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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