Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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