I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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