Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
