ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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