then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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