he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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