why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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