actually, I'm a sock model
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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