"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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