Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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