Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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