Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I wish you could order shots online.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I think i got beer on your cat.
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