why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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