The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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