I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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