Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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