I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just want to make out with him forever
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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