she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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