I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
it was like eating out sand paper
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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