so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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