have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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