if i can run in heels then i can drive
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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