found the other keg... it's in the tree
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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