that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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