He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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