They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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