Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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