Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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