i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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