We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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