Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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