Where are you?
In a non slutty way
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm sobbing to NWA
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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