Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Randomize
