Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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