Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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